I would like to come and see that, I know that it is dangerously naughty to record video in a 'court' - so visiting might be the only way. I'll see what I can do.

Obviously it is important that people don't shake their hand in a way that simulates masturbation or even say that word publicly (I know I risk being stoned for my own use of the word here)... But at the same time I feel it is also important to protect living beings such as cows. Is the life of a cow more important than a hand gesture and single spoken word? Only the courts have the answer! :/