Lol! Well, it was going one of two ways.

Either Pinot was going to take the food from my hand or, he was going to attack me (for wearing red).
Red (for many birds) is a colour of aggression and anger. (The same as it is for bulls.)
Little did Pinot know, that I am the caregiver to a raptor...and I know a thing or two about aggressive bird behaviour. Had I known that I was going to cross paths with him, I wouldn’t have worn a dress or that particular colour.
It turned out that the allure of the stench of the cat food was too much to resist...Otherwise you would have seen a very different, quite animated blue hat perched on top of my head trying to remove my eyeballs.
Always taking one for the team. Lmfao!