Question: Why did I post This Post?

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Zero people will watch the video straight through to the end.

And for good reason - that would be a waste of time!

Why would anyone watch the video straight through to the end?

There's no surprise ending,

no prize at the end of This Post.

It's completely pointless.

So why did I post This Post?

That's a good question.

I posted This Post because @NoNamesLeftToUse nominated me, and everyone, to produce a shit post.

So I did.

That is all.

Thanks for reading!

And now behold my signature, which contains far more words than This Post itself:

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_{Hello from the high Rockies of Colorado! My name is @brandt, pleased to meet you! I live in a little ghost town called Leadville. If you like mountains, snow, jokes, shorts, running, hiking, breathing, not working, &c., &c., then you and I have a lot in common. We should chat sometime. No we shouldn't. Please don't chat with me, ever. I hate people and we will not get along. It will never work out because I hate people and I always fuck everything all up, even with the people I don't hate. Yes, all photos you see here are mine unless otherwise noted. Duh. I can't believe you even had to ask. What kind of idiot takes credit for photos that aren't actually theirs? Jesus Christ. Outstanding: my entire Steemit archive. Even more outstanding: funny postcards for sale. Noboday cares. It doesn't matter. You are all alone in this world. Nobody cares. So incredible: my website. It's incredible. Jesus Christ, @brandt's signature is so fucking long and stupid, he should end it soon. 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You are all alone in this world. Nobody cares. So incredible: my website. It's incredible. Jesus Christ, @brandt's signature is so fucking long and stupid, he should end it soon. He should just end it all. The end. The end! Thanks for stopping by, and have a lovely day! Hello from the high Rockies of Colorado! My name is @brandt, pleased to meet you! I live in a little ghost town called Leadville. If you like mountains, snow, jokes, shorts, running, hiking, breathing, not working, &c., &c., then you and I have a lot in common. We should chat sometime. No we shouldn't. Please don't chat with me, ever. I hate people and we will not get along. It will never work out because I hate people and I always fuck everything all up, even with the people I don't hate. Yes, all photos you see here are mine unless otherwise noted. Duh. I can't believe you even had to ask. What kind of idiot takes credit for photos that aren't actually theirs? Jesus Christ. Outstanding: my entire Steemit archive. Even more outstanding: funny postcards for sale. Noboday cares. It doesn't matter. You are all alone in this world. Nobody cares. So incredible: my website. It's incredible. Jesus Christ, @brandt's signature is so fucking long and stupid, he should end it soon. He should just end it all. The end. The end! Thanks for stopping by, and have a lovely day! Zero people will read this sentence about a butterfly driving a truck. Hello from the high Rockies of Colorado! My name is @brandt, pleased to meet you! I live in a little ghost town called Leadville. If you like mountains, snow, jokes, shorts, running, hiking, breathing, not working, &c., &c., then you and I have a lot in common. We should chat sometime. No we shouldn't. Please don't chat with me, ever. I hate people and we will not get along. It will never work out because I hate people and I always fuck everything all up, even with the people I don't hate. Yes, all photos you see here are mine unless otherwise noted. Duh. I can't believe you even had to ask. What kind of idiot takes credit for photos that aren't actually theirs? Jesus Christ. Outstanding: my entire Steemit archive. Even more outstanding: funny postcards for sale. Noboday cares. It doesn't matter. You are all alone in this world. Nobody cares. So incredible: my website. It's incredible. Jesus Christ, @brandt's signature is so fucking long and stupid, he should end it soon. He should just end it all. The end. The end! Thanks for stopping by, and have a lovely day!}

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