It’s All Wurst... and Love

Radical vegans and die hard vegetarians... skip this post. Because it won’t be good for your blood pressure and we don’t want you to succumb to various degrees of high blood pressure and stress. Because we’re considerate like that.

We aren’t entirely sure what the motivation behind all this waffle wurst is but british love/hate boy Marks and Sparks seems to have found a high degree of sympathy for French butchers, they who managed to maintain the classification of... that’s right meat.

Or maybe they just want to show solidarity with the Germans (and a little bit with Hungarians too) before end March they shove one right up there with Brexit.

One what?

One sausage of course.

The Love Sausage

Normally, in this SJW era we wouldn’t dare to post about this, of course. Not that we are totally scared of SJWs but more about the subsequent compulsory PETA visit. Yet, it hit HuffPo and once something was published on HuffPo it is safe to say it’s millennial proof and protected from SJWs. Unless, of course, it was a male shoving a sausage up a... nvm.

Marks and Spencer’s lovely Valentine’s Day “Love Sausage”

It had to happen. But while we didn’t bother asking for their confirmation, we can affirm that French butchers across the world chimed in on social media disgrace Twitter — which we didn’t check — with only positive sentiments. Because in the name of... meat.

Leather pants wearing Germans confirmed us that they’ve had it with the stereotypes and to them it’s all wurst. Not that we asked them for their opinion either nor did we check social media disgrace Twitter because the HuffPo already posted about it. Yet, when trying to be a wannabe pretend intellectual progressive reading millennial rag The Guardian, we discovered Hadley Freeman Gasthaus Böbel earlier this month.

The next hotel we should totally but will never visit.

The meat inspired hotel stay at Gasthaus Böbel

Even though they are on Yelp. We highly suggest to book end September.

Because no stereotyping about Bavaria shall be done on these shores. Until then we recommend you have one of these to spice up things.