You Know I'm the Sexiest ( + Some Witnesses You May Not Know)

There are some real good witnesses out here that are dedicated to seeing this blockchain succeed. Some are heavy in the engagement aspects, which foster the retention rate. Some are devs and upcoming programmers looking to expand the user base through the scalability STEEM has. The following do have another thing aside from caring about our future in common - they are all voted for by yours truly.

This guy, Mr. Coffee, is on par to start making more money from comments than posts. He takes his time to delve into someone's blog and engages with them on a level even I envy. Read his latest witness update and seriously get to now this guy. He does have technical knowledge and makes good coffee. You like coffee right? Any kind you can think of, being a barista, he can brew it to perfection.

This is the sweetest vegan on the blockchain. Well, the sweetest one I know, have you seen some of those cupcakes? Her cooking skills will make you drool on yourself. Her focus is bringing light to the Indonesian community and embracing vegans on a global scale. You will see her boisterous self all over the platform engaging with the community. But be warned, If you leave ANY link on my(her) blog, I(she) WILL flag you down. This is to avoid phishing and shits :D.

Let's go on a safari! Literally. He is a well-traveled Steempeep that is also a very educated photographer. Want to know something I love about this witness? He pays for his server with his very own blood. That is dedication. To secure the blockchain through sweat and tears is one thing, I know that route. But your own blood? I mean, I'll donate some organs but my blood is kind of precious lol! Really though, he is striving hard to help bring light to the fantastic photography out here by hosting contests and supporting the photographic community.

They have just made their witness bid today! Read for yourself here. Most of you know, I am not only a poet myself, but am a heavy supporter of this community. As soon as they decided to run a server, I adjusted a few votes and put them on my (now full) list of 30 witnesses. Like many of us, they are dedicated to securing and growing the chain.

I had heard rumors of her making a bid and they were confirmed. She is a representative of the LGBT community and you can read about it for yourself here. That didn't convince me. What did, is a private conversation where she sounded true to being dedicated to our blockchain's future. She knows a few coding languages and is looking to help bring some custom UIs and front-ends to help expand and strengthen our user base. You go girl!

This is one of my most recent witness votes I gave out as I was adjusting things after the 19.5 fallout. He is quite the social cat, linking Steemit to many other social networks. That's one way to get us noticed and he is doing rather well. I like that he is trying to gain the masses' interest by cross promoting from the chain. He is also a real nice guy. I have honestly not had much interaction with him, but that which I did have was polite and cordial.

He is an up and coming developer of various things. For the most part, he is relatively quiet, but I've taken notice. He is building The Archivatory. "Archivatory is an attempt to simplify the upload process for the IPFS network and is intended to be used by content creators around the internet." I like simple, there are too many complicated processes out there that just frustrate the fire out of even the most brilliant of minds. Good on ya buddy, keep STeeMiNG oN!

A sense of humor is big with me, you can't take everything all super serious or you set yourself up for disappointment. This update he did secured a vote from me for him. Why? Being a music lover and huge fan of @isaria, he mentioned something that hit home. He said I was awesome. I already knew that, but for him to finally acknowledge it, was pretty cool. BWAHAHAHAHA. Really though, he mentioned his wife and I'm all about family. Most people already know that, but hey, good reminder for those that don't.

Who? Me that's who. I got a huge head now and know I'm the sexiest, just ask @eaglespirit, @saffisara, @carrieallen, @artemisnorth, and @c0ff33a. They'll tell ya. I'm super fukn sexy. Maybe even too sexy to be on the STEEM blockchain. But, then again, they knew I was coming and that I would be so hot, they had to name it something to reflect my massive sex appeal and super sexiness. That's why STEEM was born. Bwaha! STeeM oN my peoples and remember to BE YOU!