The most beautiful jokes 2019

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Eve envies us because we have: - The phone call ends in 30 seconds. - Be ready to exit in 10 minutes. - A five-day trip requires only one bag. - Friends do not care if your weight increases or decreases. - When turning stations on television is not necessary to stand at every shot where one weeps. - You can go to the public baths without a support or escort team !!! - If one of your friends forgets to invite you on an occasion, it will not ruin your friendship. - Flowers solve all the problems !!!!! - Three pairs of shoes are too much - one mood at all times !!!! - Gray hair: prestige and beauty. - If you are in a party and someone appears with the same clothes, you can become one of your best friends. - The same story of poetry may last for years, maybe decades. - You are thirty-four and not married ... very normal ...

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Was in a unit on her deathbed said to her husband: I have a secret there is a box in the penthouse this key and do not open it after I die but the woman did not die, and the man went to the box and opened it and found three eggs and ten thousand pounds and asked his wife about her said: All I cheated once I put an egg in the box and shocked the husband and then asked her about the prickly said: the more they become eggs carton I sell themصسييسيس.jpg

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