How to become a YouTube celebrity in 2018! (Islam bad, government good)

in #youtube6 years ago (edited)

It's been a while since I posted on Steemit (I've been majorly slacking - apologies!), so I thought now would be a good time to upload this short rant on the prominent rise of a select few "anti-establishment" (emphasis on quotation marks), "politically incorrect", YouTube celebrities.

And so here it is, the ultimate guide on how to become a "politically incorrect", internet celebrity extraordinaire in 2018!

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1.) Turn up at feminist protests and record yourself arguing with delusional SJWs.

2.) Upload rabidly anti-Islam videos with a dash of racism for good measure.

3.) Constantly fear-monger about the 'Islamification' of the West and get people scared of their Muslim neighbours.

4.) Gender pronouns are, like, the root cause of EVERYTHING wrong in today's society!

5.) Make sure to be pro-military and pro-police and argue how government borders are the only thing keeping us safe from the hoards of Muslim barbarians on the other side of the world (if you thought George R.R. Martin's White Walkers were bad, just wait until you meet an Afghani goat herder!)

6.) Never talk about the military industrial complex, the 9/11 false flag perpetrated by Israel and high-ranking members of the US government, Israeli control of US government, anarchy/voluntaryism, banking elite, war crimes of Western governments, Western-backing of Al Qaeda, operation cyclone, 'conspiracy theories', spirituality, carnism, root causes of human suffering and solutions to establish true freedom.

If you tick the all of the above boxes, you're on your way to becoming an internet celebrity like so many of today's 'politically incorrect', controlled op YouTube personalities. (I won't mention names, although I'm sure you have a good idea as to who I'm talking about).

You might just get yourself a world tour!

And so there you have it, folks. The ultimate guide to becoming an anti-establishment, YouTube celebrity extraordinaire in 2018.

Are you both rabidly anti-Islam and pro-government? Do you hate feminists and social justice warriors but love the police and military? Do you criticise Islamic extremism but ignore the consequences of Western extremism? Well, what the hell are you waiting for?! Get uploading your fear-mongering, divide and rule bullshit to YouTube right now. The half-truth movement needs YOU!

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Dude....you so nailed it! (Even though you're probably an SJW traitor of Western Civilization that gives you freedom, vaccines and GMOs, which are actually good for you, in spite of these crazy conspiracy theorist loons. Also, you are a delusional anarchist that doesn't live in the real world and does nothing to defend his culture, like stopping boats in the Mediterranean-now that's concrete and pragmatic action! You also probably a hater of the "only democracy in the Middle-East, where freedom and equal rights are granted to everybody-except of course terrorists, that you probably are also...so stop believing your conspiracy bullshit and become practical and real-worldly and start voting the right people in before those immigrants will rule you and enslave you!)

Man, this comment is better than my entire post!

Brilliant stuff, thanks for the resteem!

You're welcome! But I must tell you...your IQ must be really low, not to mention your genes, xD...

Well said bro. There is a lot of money behind these people too...

Yep, I definitely have my suspicions and doubt their growth is organic.

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