#zapfic Writing Contest Entry: Week 35
"You're not a bird, you're just an ugly chicken!" The racoon says to a hen.
"I am a bird!" clucks the hen.
"Let's have a closer look at you." He says, approaching her.
"I'll be damned, she was a bird." Swallowing his first bite of the hen.
(Presented as an entry into @felt.buzz 's #zapfic contest – learn more)
Funny! But not for the chicken...
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Oouch!
Hehe, I know right! Thanks for stopping by and showing some love!
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The pleasure is all mine.
Clever. Very clever! Simple, but funny. I like what you've done here a lot.
Looks like those investigations from the racoon proved successful (maybe not so successful for the hen though...) haha
Hahaha, indeed!
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Aww poor chicken lol. Lesson learned don't be what you are not or else a racoon might just have a bite at ya. Simple and short but I enjoyed it. Cheers!
Absolutely! Thanks for stopping by and leaving a tidbit of profundity for us!
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That's a nice looking chicken lol. Beware of the raccoon, for it isn't just a mask he wears :p
Oh, gosh! So funny. With my daughter being a chicken nut, I will be sharing this with her! ahhahahahahahah
Ren