Hahaha! You need to do stand up comedy my friend. Seriously.
I'm a huge comedy geek and a hard public for it too and I think you definitely have what's needed.
You remind me of Steven Wright or Mitch Hedberg. If you don't know them you should definitely google them, well if you have some spare time cause these guys are addictive.
I feel that it's not a coincidence that the most viral content are generally very short, and i'm trying to make a push for it here
not too sure how ppl will take it with the incentive structure, so I made a new account to not abuse the established curation trail. Because of rewards people feel compelled to write long articles to justify them, but it makes it much harder to get something that's immediately satisfying or eye catching.
just because content is short doesnt' mean it's unworthy or easy to produce. maybe i'll write an article about it one day
I went to a Trading fair last week and one section was all about VR. I wonder when it will go real main stream and how it will be like ？
Wife: "Do you want to go out and do something today"?
Husband: " It looks like it's raining, how about we just go on a virtual date ? (where I actually programmed you to look 10 years younger with bigger boobs)"
Wow. Who said chivalry is dead? Providing a spare just to ensure she never has to look at you? You, my friend, are a true hero.
I just went the old fashioned way and plied my future wife with gin until she was blind to my face... and personality. It's been 18 years. Not sure how much longer I can keep this up.
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Hahaha! You need to do stand up comedy my friend. Seriously.
I'm a huge comedy geek and a hard public for it too and I think you definitely have what's needed.
You remind me of Steven Wright or Mitch Hedberg. If you don't know them you should definitely google them, well if you have some spare time cause these guys are addictive.
yes I know them, they're great 1 liner comedians
I feel that it's not a coincidence that the most viral content are generally very short, and i'm trying to make a push for it here
not too sure how ppl will take it with the incentive structure, so I made a new account to not abuse the established curation trail. Because of rewards people feel compelled to write long articles to justify them, but it makes it much harder to get something that's immediately satisfying or eye catching.
just because content is short doesnt' mean it's unworthy or easy to produce. maybe i'll write an article about it one day
Thank you for your kind words
could I use the paper bags now that you have no need for them?
no, I see that as a form of cheating
bummer
Lol, which ones u get. Im thinking of getting one :)
didn't get any
just a joke about us needing to wear paper bags during sex :p
lol :D
I went to a Trading fair last week and one section was all about VR. I wonder when it will go real main stream and how it will be like ？
Wife: "Do you want to go out and do something today"?
Husband: " It looks like it's raining, how about we just go on a virtual date ? (where I actually programmed you to look 10 years younger with bigger boobs)"
Upgrade to a more interactive version then.
Wow. Who said chivalry is dead? Providing a spare just to ensure she never has to look at you? You, my friend, are a true hero.
I just went the old fashioned way and plied my future wife with gin until she was blind to my face... and personality. It's been 18 years. Not sure how much longer I can keep this up.
Wait for it.
Wait for it.
Nevermind.
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