What do women think about during sex?

in #annieroxxie5 years ago

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  1. You come too fast. Most women are convinced that the reason for this is exclusively male malice. They think you could easily hold out for another half hour. He just wouldn't. Because you're selfish and think only of yourself.

  2. You too long not you cum. Now she thinks her body doesn't excite you. Besides, she was tired.

  3. You all time are silent. As known, a man likes eyes, and woman - ears. And with these ears she wishes to hear tender words. Or at least a moan, indicating the strength of your passion.

  4. You're too loud. Of all the women interviewed, only one complained. On but very actively. Stormy expression of feelings-it's fine, but still remember that you are not at the stadium.

  5. You doing right with it sex, not by lifting the socks. Why women are so upset at the sight of a naked man in socks is unknown. Understand this impossible, this need to be remembered.

  6. You undress too quickly. More than anything, women do not like to be in a stupid position. And if she still in fur coat and boots, and on you already there is nothing, except condom, you both look, charitably, absurdly.

  7. In the most that neither is a crucial moment you stop and ask her: "did You cum already?". No comment.

  8. You leave that on the overhead light. Too much light turns the bedroom into an operating room. In addition, a woman can not finally focus on the process, and is forced to monitor all the time whether she looks sexy enough.

  9. You don't shower before sex. Ernest Hemingway said a man should smell like a man. But women disagree. They, of course, do not expect that you will smell of fresh violets, but the rough truth of life, unfortunately, often does not excite them.

  10. You run into the shower immediately after you finish. Women are like cats. Cats have a habit of rubbing against a loved one to leave their scent on it. And when you defiantly hurry with this smell to leave, they feel offended.

  11. You immediately turn away from it and fall asleep. The heaviest insult. It's probably the worst thing you can do. Even if the day before you took birth from a dozen cows recordsmens, wrote her dissertation and has set a new world record in the sprint - that's not good enough. From her point of view, you have to gently caress her after sex. Why else would you go to bed with her?!

  12. During cunnilingus you all time you look it in eyes. Maybe you don't realize that you look like a cunning fascist lying behind the parapet. But in any case, you should at least pretend that you yourself are extremely passionate about this process.

  13. You don't shave. Since a woman's beard grows only in very rare cases, we will never understand what torment is capable of
    it's an innocent two-day stubble. Try rubbing your nose against your friend's chin. You're not gonna like this.

  14. You're kidding during sex. Laughter is the worst enemy of sex. Have fun and laugh in bed is absolutely contraindicated. In the words of another classic: "who are you laughing at?! Laughing at yourself!".

  15. You basically don't have sex in the morning. To our surprise, it turned out that for many women to have sex with a loved one in the morning - it's like to remove the warm cream from fresh milk. Fortunately, most of us willingly share this exquisite pleasure with them.

  16. Wu you too long fingernails. They say that a man is not impotent, as long as he has at least one finger. But if on this finger grows long, calloused, well-bitten fingernail, then sex life can be safely put a cross.

  17. You all time speak, that it to do. You're not a Sergeant, and she's not a platoon of recruits. Therefore commands " Lie down!"Attention! and Around!", relevant on the parade ground, in bed sound silly.

  18. You not care about its security. Perhaps we have to accept that condoms are our responsibility. Not only that, we agree to use them. We are expected to buy them in advance, carry them in our pockets and put them on (if possible discreetly).

  19. do You strongly tilted her head down. Blowjob is an act of good will. Coercion, even mild, obliges the partner to do something that, perhaps, she now does not want. If you really really want it, it is better to provoke her own example-gentle kisses in the crotch, turning his head to her feet.

  20. You spit during cunnilingus. And what if these hairs always climb into the mouth? Ignore it? Imperceptibly remove the fingers from his mouth? To these intelligently put questions the ladies answered alike: "I don't know. Let him think of something. He's a man."

  21. You don't kiss her mouth after a Blowjob. You will never be able to explain to her why you do not want to learn the taste of your own sperm in practice. For a woman, this behavior is offensive. She thinks you're being squeamish.


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Oh, I enjoyed reading this post so much (but maybe not for the right reasons)! This reminds me of information in magazines. My reaction to them is: who in the world would take them seriously? What I wrote here are just my honest opinions. I don't mean to offend or criticize, and as I said, I really liked your article! Mostly because it gives me a chance to react to it.

As for my sex practices: I have a beard, but my woman doesn't mind. However, I have shaved specifically to make her happy, and she has done the same, talking about her pubic hair ruining a good cunnilingus.
Another thing about oral sex, I believe eye-contact is an important part, both ways.
And yes, looking ridiculous is something to embrace as well. After all, "sexy and seductive" is sooo relative. And the faces we make during orgasm (I believe all of us) are honestly the most ridiculous expressions. Compared to that, you may leave your socks on, or dress yourself in window curtains with a paper crown.
I come whenever I come, sometimes only after a few minutes, sometimes not even after she has had five orgasms. I'm not ashamed of either, and I'm not going to force myself either way (nor do I want her to). As a result, many times we come at the same time, but if we don't, it's still all right.
I like to keep myself clean, but I not necessarily before or after sex. After doing exercise, and being all sweaty and smelly, sex can be amazing. Okay, I always like to keep my nails nice and trimmed (and filed smoothly!)
And yes, right after sex sometimes I like to sleep (nothing wrong with that), or read, or eat, or go for a walk, or be creative, or take a shower, ... or sometimes I like to just lie there with her.
The point is, I do whatever I feel like doing at the moment, and I never feel bad about it. I know she doesn't get insulted, but if she did, I would tell her to change her attitude.

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