The reason it was on the tree by itself is because the child that lives there was doing a science experiment. Her hypothesis was ‘Can an apple reach the size of a basketball?’
Ya smooth moves, it’s due this Friday and now she doesn’t have the evidence to back up her theory.
I don’t think they saw me, I was hidden well in the orchard with my flourecent yellow reflective shirt. They had about 100 acres of apples and I saw a few others that she was experimenting with.
Dang lineman always ruining people’s days.
Oh sweet (see what I did there?) I didn’t realize she had more than one test specimen! ‘My bad’
I told her parents to keep their mouths shut or I would turn their power off.
A lineman’s way of leverage.