Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield portrait, made by Giovani Zanolino
This is a tribute piece I made to the king of the one-liners, "Rodney Dangerfield".
Any Fans out here?
I tell ya, I don't get no respect :D
Some of my Favorite Dangerfield one-liners
"I told my doctor I want to get a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine, I don’t need one."
"A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home, so I went over… nobody was home."
"I tell ya, my wife likes to talk during sex; last night, she called me from a motel."
"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot… but I always found them."
"I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection; my Yo-Yo… it never came back!"
"Last week I told my psychiatrist, “I keep thinking about suicide,” and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance."
"I told my kids, “Someday, you’ll have kids of your own.” One of them said, “So will you."
One day as I came home early from work… I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, “Hey buddy, why are you doing that?” He said, “Because you came home early.
"I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father; he said he wanted more proof."
"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me and he said I was being ridiculous… everyone hasn’t met me yet."
"With my old man I got no respect: I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff."
"When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up."
"At my house we pray AFTER we eat."
"I went to the doctor and said, “Doc, every morning when I wake up and look in the mirror, I throw up. What’s wrong?” The doctor said, “I don’t know, but your eyesight is perfect.”
"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
"My psychiatrist told me I’m going crazy. I told him, “If you don’t mind, I’d like a second opinion.” He said, “All right. You’re ugly too!”
"What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself"
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Make light of it
No matter how tough or tragic our situation, let's take a page out of the Rodney Dangerfield book, and make light of it.
Very cool picture - and I really like the way you are spacing out the quotes with images.
You have inspired me to start doing that too!
Right on!
Ride on!
I'm SUCH A HUGE FAN!
OMG, I really have to have one of these shirts... can I do a black T?
Dope Outfit ! I love it and great tribute to Rodney Dangerfield !!!!
Thanks Ed! He's a very unique comedian :D
HE did so many awesome movies, and some surprising ones like "Natural Born Killer"
lol what a blast of good memories this brings to mind :) thank you for that @artzanolino. Awesome artwork <333
Very funny guy indeed.
It makes me laugh because in my opinion are too cruel jokes xD
:) Very self-deprecating... He had a tragic youth, it think it was his way to deal with the pain.
I agree this humor is too cruel except spoken by one person about themselves..
Very good portrait, Giovani! But I think that it looks not good on a black background :)
Thank you! Which color do you suggest?
white :) or do not make an even sharp edge the image. Let the background fly away in different directions, like after an explosion
WOW i like a lot the coffee cup, is amazing.
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