Once upon a time a gang of robbers, thieves and murderers got together to figure out a way to protect themselves. They hatched the idea of government by which they convince the rest of the population to "vote" for robbers, thieves and murderers to protect them from robbers, thieves and murderers. And then those robbers, thieves and murderers lived happily ever after protected by the very people they rob from steal from and murder. Boy was that group a brilliant bunch to say the least! Just another day on the insane asylum called Earth.