Luckily for me, your profile primed me for potential laughter, because if I had been wholly unprepared for the hilarity I was opening up, I would be looking for a new shirt from the coffee I would have snorted out of my nose.
Why tie cherries in a knot with your tongue when you can tie your tongue in knot? Seems perfectly reasonable to me.
I beg to differ on the inability to look away from the oozing pimple poppers, ewwww, (okay I looked)
How have I not run across your blog before? I am seriously upset about all of the potential nose spewing coffee moments I have lost in the months I've been here.
And to think, I clicked on your name because it was at the top of the votes on my chapter, completely expecting to find a page full of resteems with a last post from three months ago, and most likely something dull. My whale stereotyping has been blown to bits now. (In case any other whales read this, there are a few other exceptions, maybe not this funny, but still good!!)
@hanshotfirst I see you in here, you know I love to laugh, why did you not tell me?? ;)
Thanks a lot dreemit, you're too kind
I really enjoyed your posts too, followed :)
I admit I missed the detail that you are a recent addition to this awesome community...I am so impressed that you came in swinging! Can I ask, is it bit coin that you converted? My husband is a crypto enthusiast and has a nice investment...and he has given me an incentive. Should I still be as devoted to steemit in six months he will take some of that investment and invest in steem...or rather me.
Which means (because I am wholly confident in myself here, lol,) that I'll just have to do what I can to build it myself in the meantime.
I'm thrilled that you followed me, and only ten percent of that thrill is your sp status...lol, I have a tendency to hit things like that directly, I hope you don't mind ;) But honestly, this post was freaking hilarious, I am always impressed with natural humor and you definitely have it. I look forward to more!