I might have known there were really needlework communities here, I just didn't think my post would be seen! Thanks for including my fiction with your other posts, and may they get a laugh from it. My closest connection to the craft is that I once worked at a warehouse that shipped all kinds of needlework supplies, a place called Leisure Arts, so I handled a lot of threads and yarns at one time, but used a forklift instead of needles or hooks.