Over here in Nigeria, when someone says
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? Its a threat
WHO ARE YOU? Is an insult
and whenever someone starts a sentence with "With all due respect", just know that you are about to receive the highest disrespect of your life.

hahaha this is very much like the US - sounds like the police are very much the same, too. The police are the biggest gang in America - let's all pray the police do not start to form global alliances or we will ALL be screwed! LOL I liked your post and good luck with your entry!