Typical Friday night at my place (comedy open mic round 39, my entry)

dirtydave (46)in #comedyopenmic • 5 years ago

Every week my girl begs me to take her out....... her constant moaning always reaches its most irratating on the weekend...... “when are you going to take me out Dave” “I’ve been couped up all alone in here all week Dave, please take me out” “I’d rather be anywhere but here tonight” .....but i always give her the same response... “HONEY, WE BOTH KNOW IF I LET YOU OUT..... YOUR GOING TO RUN AWAY AND NEVER TO RETURN TO THIS RAPE DUNGEON”

#funny #punchline #dark

5 years ago in #comedyopenmic by dirtydave (46)

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comedyschool (61) 5 years ago

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acolucky (64) 5 years ago

While a risky topic for humor, the common transition from Man Cave to Zombie Apocalypse Shelter to Rape Dungeon in our American Suburbs needs to be addressed.

Thank you.

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1 vote

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dirtydave (46) 5 years ago

Risky topics are the best for humor ....... i save my NPC posting for facebook ;p

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