dirtydave (46)in #funny • 5 years agoTaxation is theft.... but so is theftPaid my tax bill online yesterday...... and i was feeling pretty shit about giving the Government a hand out..... but…dirtydave (46)in #funny • 5 years agoCars and Women.... more similar than you might thinkSo..... i believe cars and women have a lot in common...... hear me out on this one.... trust me it makes sense.... we…dirtydave (46)in #funny • 5 years agoSteemit Santa Week 2BIg thanks to everyone who supported Steemit Santa last week.... so far the project has collected .001 SBD .423 Steem…dirtydave (46)in #funny • 5 years agoProblem solved!I am from a culture where it is standard practice to go down to the pub several times a week and have a few…dirtydave (46)in #funny • 5 years agoWhat is the backwards day?First time in recorded history a child has fought and struggled to be WITHIN touching distance of a high ranking…dirtydave (46)in #steemit • 5 years agoSteemit SantaWith December fast approaching i had a festive/steemy idea....... STEEMIT SANTA!!!! XXXMAS and CRYPTO together at…dirtydave (46)in #funny • 5 years agoI’m apparently extremely articulate and a little racist when drunkSo on the weekend..... i spent 14 hours drinking and looking at strippers for my mates stag do..... at the early hours…dirtydave (46)in #funny • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Dirtydave needs to post bailIts 9.48 Saturday morning..... i am getting ready to start drinking..... going to my friends stag do..... the other…dirtydave (46)in #steemit • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Question from a noobJust received some rewards..... which is always nice... but this time it was different.... normally i get Steem Power…dirtydave (46)in #funny • 5 years agoJust a thoughtCurrently making my way through the airport...... as i walk through the perfume shop in the duty free shop, naturally…dirtydave (46)in #steemit • 5 years agoJust spent the last of my bitcoin on more SP (BARGAIN)So i just bought some Steem power with the last of my bitcoin.... why not in the current market.... with Steem prices…dirtydave (46)in #blog • 5 years agoDirtydave rates Apps: Toogoodtogo........ or is it?I recently learned about a new app called TooGoodToGo.... the basic principle behind the app is that shops and…dirtydave (46)in #comedyopenmic • 5 years agoTypical Friday night at my place (comedy open mic round 39, my entry)Every week my girl begs me to take her out....... her constant moaning always reaches its most irratating on the…dirtydave (46)in #funny • 5 years agoI remember my first beerAs soon as i turned 18.... i went down to the local bar with a mate... to (legally) purchase a beer for the first…dirtydave (46)in #steemit • 5 years agoQuestion from a noobis it frowned apon in the steemit community to like your own posts? I have been liking my own blog posts (not…dirtydave (46)in #funny • 5 years agoConspiracy theory..... or suppressed invention?So...... i stayed up way to late drinking more than is reasonable to drink on a Sunday night.... its fair to say i…dirtydave (46)in #funny • 5 years agoAbsolutely not a confessionMy girlfriend asked me if i would choke her in the bedroom........ guess she just didn’t want her kids to see her…dirtydave (46)in #introduceyourself • 5 years agoTime to make Steemit Great Again!!!!Hi, I’m dirtydave...... I’m pretty new to Steemit... i have made a couple of comments but nothing substantial as of…dirtydave (46)in #funny • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Before its news.... Steemit exclusiveI’m sure everyone has heard about the Dutch man trying to have his age legally changed from 69 to 49, to try and…
