Taxation is theft.... but so is theft

dirtydave (46)in #funny • 5 years ago

Paid my tax bill online yesterday...... and i was feeling pretty shit about giving the Government a hand out..... but to makes things even fucking worse..... some dirty cunt stole my information whilst doing so (this is the only online payment i have made in a long time, so unless I’m wrong .... it was these fuckers fault) .... and went and bought himself 2000 worth of goodies from the store..... hopefully i will get my cash back as the bank agreed it was fraud.... but fuck.... what a way to start the day..... as if they had to make paying tax worse than it normally is. Fuck fuck fucking fuck

#humor #punchline #comedyopenmic

5 years ago in #funny by dirtydave (46)

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steemcomedyclub (61) 5 years ago

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penderis (63) 5 years ago

At least the age-old question of what the fuck do they do with my taxes has been answered.For you. Knowledge is more worth than money :)

Now find them and....

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gifbot (31) 5 years ago

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doomsdaychassis (63) 5 years ago

I would totally rail the shit out of her.

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penderis (63) 5 years ago

You get your stuff sorted?

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