I stopped giving fucks long ago. Not many people know this but I am actually more of a symbiote that lives on neds head. I have lived many moons and have resided on some of the most brilliant minds in history. I have to change my appearance so that no one knows it is me. I went through my crazy white stage on Albert Einstiens head

Just look at how brilliant we both look.
In my youth, I helped Alexander the Great conquer most of the known world and let's just say I was great with the ladies. Look at me.

I even went through a very depressed stage in my life when my love @medusashair was turned into snakes by a vengeful god and I spent my time writing tragedies. you can see me here with Shakespear. I am not sure what was up with the ear ring.