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RE: Poor People, Ecto Cooler, and Steemit Swag! Oh My!!! Comedy Open Mic Round #36
That bottleopener works surprisingly well, doesn't it?
Don't ask me how I know...
I wasn't the one who stole from your mailbox.
And I definitely didn't slip on the neighbor's dog poo beside the mailbox.
That poop does not contain my fingerprints, so don't even think about analyzing it alright?
Look.
Call 911, but don't tell em about the dog poo incident.
Please.
LOL there are only two of them in the world now.
Oooh, I stole from the right mailbo- I-I mean, my train's almost here gotta go!
That was actually my shit beside the mailbox. Sorry. Bad habit. Let’s talknsbout it over bottled beers.
No wonder the smell reminded me of a public toilet.
Beer it is.
Which are we using - your bottle opener or mine?
Wait don't answer that, both are yours.
;P
Lol. 💩