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RE: Punday Monday! Win SBI! Join this easy contest with your original pun on this week's topic! This is the 59th week that we've held the contest! Comedy Open Mic Round #25 entry, too!!!

in #contest6 years ago

Zoom was so quick,
his speed made him sick.
To the doctor he went
and the prescription was sent.
His stomach was green;
his problem: the spleen.
Digestion went through,
epxress to the loo.
To stop bowel blast
the solution was FAST.

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But how did he keep from starving?

Intravenous Brisk-et!

Wonderful! You found another pun! You're gonna be talking in puns pretty soon.

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Finally found a good one! Just noticed the synonym brisk today, was so excited!!! Also, I did notice your nomination, and will get around to that in one of my upcoming daily dlive videos!

Also, I believe he drank Nestle QUICK!

And hurried cam!

Malapropism, anyone?

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