Hello, thank you for doing another #sketchycontest, I have a #sketchyconfession I would like to share.

One time I was walking home from the bar and I really had to use the toilet because I drank a lot of beers.
I really needed to relieve my full bladder.
I ended going into a park and relieving myself behind a tree near a statue. Don't worry it was just number 1, not number 2.
I didn't really feel guilty at the time because hey I was drunk and it is a bronze statue and not a real person. Nonetheless, I couldn't help but feel that he was watching me even though there were just pigeons, squirrels and maybe some other drunken people in the park.

Actually, the statue was none other than Sir John A. McDonald, the first Prime Minister of Canada. I was taught to respect him even though I don't actually know him, other than from history lessons. It's not like it was his grave, I was in a park not a cemetery, right?

I remembered this story because I saw in the newspapers recently people don't like his statue anymore because he was mean to the first native people's of Canada. So I guess in the end, I'm a good person. Anyway, I do feel a little shame and thought I would share.