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RE: Your friends with cold fingers might just know more than you. Punday Monday 86, Comedy Open Mic 47
No long winded Rhyme this week, No time... So it's Go Time for my Fun Pun:
Every one knows the king of "Vice" President Cheney shot a guy in the head in a hunting accident.
What most people don't know, is that it was a big cover up, the President had actually taken the shot.
Yes, the other hunter got Bush-Wacked!
Now Rewarding SBIs, make stupid comments and win:
Lol, I definitely needed that laugh. Now to see if any others pop up to top it. Good luck in the draw. Sadly my vp is in the red :(
arrrggghhh you just did not say that... you'll need to do Pence-nance for that, Other wise I'll need to bring you to trial in front a marsupial for no reason...in other words Take you to Kangaroo Court on Trump'ed up charges!
Yea I punned it!
Better be careful though, I hear his lawyers like Washington apples. They will also Grant free immunity if you rub their Adams apple. :)
A line was crossed and it wasn't the Mason Dixon!
I Adamantly abhor your insinuations!
Haha, nice :) (points to vp and tells it "hurry up already") It then responds, "stop upvoting everything and it will Fillmore."
Did you know ;) nothing is lost if you upvote when your vote value is below whatever level people are telling you to worry about.
Indeed I do. I have even dropped vp down to 70 to see how low it will go and not give anything. And I hope my comments make up for some of them too. Any I drop are done with great meaning. :)
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Lol, omg you kill me :) Sitting here chuckling quite loudly.
Yous should be bushed!
Here's mine
Don't get Mad son! You should spring in to the Action Jackson. I'm Not going Nix-some of your eyes dear like a Sci-Fi character, after all didn't Edgar while eating Rice on a Bourro say Carter held a RayGun before a Bush. Oh Bam! a nother Trump'd up story claiming to be Washing a ton of Grants brought by a True man that came to Roost on a veldt of land Grant'd from having a Taft'd pig in Polk by your Taylor turned cameraman as he Pierce's your ideas?
Or am I Hayes-y as the character Arthur on a Chest or, looking for a Alligator Gar in a Field? I can go and Fill more of the Page but then I'd have to Buck the cannon of Harry's Son the bathroom Tyler who believes Adam's Van & Urine Fill more air with Pierc'ng oder, then butcher Clint's Tongues out on a Cool ledge Hard-n-ing in Cleveland! But the truth is Will's son,said John's son wanted get Link'in to Jeff's son or start Washing a ton Eyes in a shower. But first he needed to Drive a Ford to borrow a Hoover of My cousim Rochelle or as they say in French "Mon Roe", at her home being watched by her crazy brother, so to calm hime down they gave him a spiked beer yea it was a Mic my kin Lee! ..... Yes I did just list all the presidents (cheated with adams, roosevelt and bush - they only deserved one each)
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Sweet!
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thanks for the help rich !!!!!!
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