This one hits close to home. I took all conventional wisdom regarding investing and promptly ignored it in favor of greed. Now I'm a trapped bag HODLer. I make a lot of stupid decisions but I'm smart enough to learn from those mistakes. That's why I cashed out everything at a loss and reinvested in Herbalife. Now I have true control of my destiny.
I’m not sure whether the Herbalife bit is a joke or not... lol :-)
Oh,it's totally legit. Just give me fifteen minutes to tell you about an amazing opportunity to create wealth. It's not a pyramid scheme, it's triangular marketing.
Ah.
I’ve been through the MLM world already.