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RE: Terrorists – Entry for Comedy Open Mic Week 20
Deep, long and gag-inducing;
just the way @profanereviews' mum likes it. 💯👌
And hey, we all started from being lil' pussies amirite, there's hope for your kids too.
Unless they're @profanereviews' mum's kid cuz that guy's a spoilt brat lmao okay I'm done 😂😂🙌
If you ever need to vent then, head over to comedy Open mic's discord anytime. 🙏
Thanks for participating man, we need more of these; you did great!
Don't hesitate to post anything next time, unless you're @jerrybanfield.
Ciao
I didn't realize you two had met. It couldn't have been that memorable for her, as she usually tells me all about her trysts.
That's okay though, @sharanaithal. Don't feel like a sexual failure. She's 68 years old and there was probably some tough competition over the years.
Oh ya she tripped over the lamp cable after we were done; now she has amnesia.
S...sorry bout that
Oh, that's just great. First, she gets HPV and Hepatitis and now this. BTW, that wasn't a lamp cable, it was the tube to her colostomy bag.
What the shit?!
Yeah, you might want to get some tests done.
Brb ASAP
@diebitch would score this pun a -1
out of -5. ayyy
Thanks. Jerry–lol. He actually inspired me. If he can talk about slobbing his knob, I guess I can talk about some stuff too. 😎
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