Here be me submission: Two-hundred years and counting for this contest here. Yah know, I don’t often remark that much on the characters I choose. And now I realized I have no direct mentioning of males (excluding only two obscure references to revolutionaries). And yah know what, that's a good thing because not every story needs to have a male. Anyways, have a good day/noon/afternoon/night reading this when yah read this. Same with ye too, ye chops of the internet!