Short story

I finished my bartending shift in a college town over a summer, and headed over to my friends house for after bar. Everything in this town was walking distance, and since it was summer it was fairly quiet night at around 4:00 am as I'm walking home from the after bar by myself. Suddenly, a couple of guys come up behind me, completely wasted riding a tandem bike. These guys were barely keeping this thing on the street, when a car drove by, slowed down, and a woman from the back window of the car leans out and flashes her tits at them. They guys crashed their tandem bike into a curb in a fantastically comical way, and the car sped off.