Vivid description of something that must feel shockingly insulting. Ironically, urine is used for "medical" purposes in small town like the one i grew up. Amid high fever or after an insect bite, my mother more than once used my own urine. It sort of worked; probably because I ordered my body to cool off or shrink to avoid further pissing :)
Oh crikey. I think I'd prefer the high fever!
Hahaha. Can't blame you.