Dear pigeon-fucker,

Are you fucking serious right now? My post on the truth about Epstein & aliens is literally the most big truthy post about conspiracies & hidden cults in the entire cayman islands. You seriously have to be smooth brained to not realize how fucking great at sex I am.

I'm going to find you and I'm going to race you. I'm also going to love your uncle and pet iguana.

May you suffer from super aids for the rest of your planck blogging career.

How dare you flag me! Eat my male g-spot.

this felt good