I'm not too good with fish. So once I was on a date with this lovely girl. She told me how fish was her favourite meal. So I took her to the fish markets once. I myself don't do too well with fish. But the fish markets had a restaurant next to it, with fresh fish of course. Anyway, long story short. To impress her I had Salmon, which to most people is a lovely delicacy. To me? Well I managed to hold most of it in while I retreated to the bathroom. On the way I vomited on the waitress who was serving us. Needless to say. I gave her a massive tip...