“So, just give me the basics,” she barked at him.

“I…uh…I…”

“Man up soldier!” she yelled at his face. A little spittle flew between her yellowed teeth along with a piece of broccoli, both landing firmly on his glasses.

His fevered brain couldn’t make heads or tails of what he’d just seen, and he certainly couldn’t wrap his head around why she called him soldier. They were both tourists visiting the Eiffel Tower on the same day. He had never met this gigantic woman before in his life. He regretted being the only English speaking person here.

He swiped his glasses off with the cuff of his sleeve, leaving streaks behind.

“Well, what do you think it was? What was that big boom just now!?”

“It looked--” he began not wanting to believe his own eyes. But as he tried to finish his sentence, a large shadow covered the clear blue sky. They both turned to look towards the heavens. His knees trembled as his worst fears were coming to life.

A huge baby Donald Trump balloon filled the sky, as it was too close to the Eiffel Tower. The London protesters brought it after his visit with the Queen of England and they also brought a huge t-shirt cannon, that would disperse 50 anti-Trump t-shirts after every boom. Why they felt to need to protest in France, over Trump's visit to London, made no sense to these two Eiffel Tower visitors. All they could agree upon was that there was no way Russia was going to let these protesters inside their boarders.
Soon the French police arrived and grounded the balloon, and dispersed the protesters. They did not like the idea of something so huge, flying near their Eiffel Tower, so all the t-shirts were confiscated and sent to Uganda for the children to wear. Thank you Queen for having tea with Trump. You get a shirt, you get a shirt, you all get a shirt!!!