I have tortured those who never mind their business or who feel that any given time they can be too important or are too careful when things don't happen to them rather than be quiet they want to show off.

A friend met me doing manual laundry and decided to show off by saying he couldn't remember when last he washed with his hands, in fact he can never wash with his hands and that its only poor people do that, while he was pissing me off i was allowing him to finish so i could land him a knock-out blow.

After his boastful narrations about how he would not wash with his hands except he used a washing machine to do his laundry. i asked him Samuel what if there was no electricity for you to power the machine and you urgently need to do some washing?..
He was like errrrm if there is no electricity, he would use a generator set to power it up, i broke into the conversation and asked him again, what if the electricity is bad and just when you decided to power the generating set and you found out it had developed fault because it has not been used or either serviced in a while?

He remained like a lost sheep gazing at me. I gave a winning grin and told him, so my guy, you must learn to wash with your hands in the case of unforeseen circumstances beyond human control.
He stayed for about 5 minutes and left where we both sat, at that moment i knew i had reduced his ego and made him look cheap even with him boasting about how he had the appliances to make life easy for him, sometimes you got to be improvising you never can tell when an emergency will require your human skills.