I look better naked than dressed.

in #funny5 years ago

Yes I understand you would all like to see the evidence if my Hypothesis is true in this case. But I did not write it down to lure you into thinking that it is some kind of porn site I’m running or stimulate any Milf obsessive behavior. I truly believe I look better naked than dressed.

Still interested in reading further? Or are you dissipointed in the attractive tittle but no pictures or sex content? Or do you feel the same? I think many men have the same issues, they look good naked, but one pound extra or a bit too trained, and clothes can look less good.

Models look the best in magazines when they are very skinny, but I wouldn’t want to see them naked. I’m quite sure they look better dressed than naked. I prefer woman that are trained and look healthy, and non photoshopped. The photoshopped pictures make them look stupid.

Anyway, back to me, and why I look better naked.
Every time I go out shopping I try things on and feel like a whale, because big ass causing a muffin tops, and big breadt causing monoboobs. I either look like a house or I swing the total other direction. When I put on tight clothes I look like Red, AK a porno secretary. Recently I needed reading glasses, and my husband told me to buy others, as it scored a ten on the porno secretary scale.

When I was a teenager I tried to hide under layers of clothes. Now at work I need to show superiority, so dress classy, to tight, it’s porno, to loose, it’s sloppy. I always feel a sense of relieve when I just undress at home. No judgement of society. Just me and my body. I like my body, and the way it looks, It just doesn't fit into the role I’m supposed to play.

So do you feel better naked or dressed?

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Sometimes I like to be naked, but a good suit is nice too.

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I thought men hate suits, but it makes them look important and therefore attractive :-), but here you are telling me you actually like wearing them.
I do like to dress up sometimes. . Clothes can sometimes make you feel beter, more confident or make you look like you have more status. I dress up to go to work to look like I know what I’m doing.

I love wearing suits and I love wearing uniforms. I've worn many. Between the army and firefighting, but I guess some boys love to dress up too! Lol it does make you feel important. I think any man would love to go suit shopping getting fitted and all that. It’s funny though cause my everyday dress is more of a hick style hahaha. But my wife and I wear little to nothing at all at home. We will keep doing it until the kids start to complain! ;)

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The kids actually become freeer with their body, and learn not to be ashamed of it. At least that is my experience. But I did stop walking around naked or in my underwear at home since the children are getting bigger. But the doors are open and I wear little when it’s hot. They come to talk to me while I’m dressing or in the bath. I once asked don’t you mind me being naked, and the answer is nope, and keep on talking. The kids don’t close their doors either and actually do walk around naked or in their underwear , and they are teens. They are well aware not to do this when we or they have friends over.

I want the pictures!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When I put on tight clothes I look like Red, AK a porno secretary. Recently I needed reading glasses, and my husband told me to buy others, as it scored a ten on the porno secretary scale

Haha. I totally get this, thanks to my gf. Whenever she puts on my glasses, she has this nerdy and sexy look that makes me go wild. (Although I wonder if porn made me think it's sexy or it's naturally sexy and porn just exploited it)

That said, I'm actually like going naked too but for a different reason.

I simply feel comfortable. If I get too cold, I reach for a blanket instead of clothes.

I stopped it when I entered the University though. I have a friend like myself and two guys sleeping naked in a boy's hostel triggers off the gay alert in many people's head.

I’m actually very sure you don’t want a naked picture of a 40+ woman :-). I get the fact of sleeping naked in a hostel, though I wouldn’t have the idea of you guys being gay,( and I wouldn’t mind anyway), it’s just unhandy if fire would break out :-)
I once slept naked in a volenteer hostel in a Kibutz. I got a phonecall once in a while ( we did not have mobiles back then that were affordable abroad), and I would come out wrapped in my bedsheets. They couldnt believe I slept naked in a hostel, but it was just sooooo hot in the rooms.

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