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RE: How To Write an Organically Trending and Popular Post

in #funny6 years ago

Rumor has it that there are courses one can buy that share Steem secrets to riches. They are super secret though which is why you has to buy de course to know what dey is. Seeing as I like your posts, I will tell you a couple of de secrets, but they're just between us.

*looks around nervously to make sure no one can hear...

You buy lots of Steem and then you send them to these other accounts that are robots. These robots then give you most of your Steem back (cause they like you for sending them all that Steem) and then when people who don't know what is going on see all that money on your post they think you are super cool. Everyone wants to be around someone that is super cool, so they will follow you and vote for you. It doesn't matter that they have dust votes because so many dust votes add up to a real vote and before you know it for a hundred, two hundred Steem you start getting like .04 or maybe even .05 dust votes accumulated, well on your way to riches.

Don't tell no one though, this information is so powerful only a select few who buy the courses know about it. And us.

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Your secret is safe with me. I look forward to duping people into thinking I am Mr. Big-Deal. This is going to be great!

that's a very cool secret, hey!
"dust votes" of "super cool guys" :D

pardon for being politically incorrect:
this sort of "secret techniques" rather associates with ...
some sort of "selfie" (i.e. autofellatio)
or a "bleisure" = business + pleasure. LOL

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