Neighborhood Tennis Meet: Reminders
Hello Neighbor,
Now that the raccoon menace has been eradicated from the tennis courts, the highly anticipated Tennis Meet can go off without a hitch tomorrow. I know you’ve all been a bit out of practice since the tennis courts were shut down during The War, but this is no excuse for poor performance. Even last Meet’s second place finisher Ronnie Bergstein has been practicing inside their own house, so no complaining. Bad sportsmanship shines a bad light on Our Neighborhood and will not be tolerated.
Personally, I love the biannual Tennis Meet. Pitting all Neighbors against one another in combat sports to ween out the stragglers is a fantastic way to cull our utopian paradise of all weakness.
Helpful tennis tips:
- Warm up and stretch when you wake up.
- Eat the balanced breakfast carefully chosen and grown for you by the Neighborhood. The Neighborhood knows you and what is best for your body.
- Don’t forget your equipment. Tennis rackets will not be provided, and you will not be allowed to exit the cage to go home for yours.
- Warm up and stretch before your match.
- Have fun!
Losers will be forcibly evicted from their homes, so don’t be afraid to take risks! @drlobes will be onsite to treat all of your injuries. He doesn’t take insurance.
Remember, participation is mandatory! Also there will be cookies and fruit juice in a cooler.
That is all.
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I've been practicing my serve in my front room. The window had a small crack in it and needed replacing, so I kept serving against it until the entire window had not only shattered, but was completely free from the enclosing panels.
The openings are currently boarded up until the company comes to replace them. I've left the glass shards where they just in case the raccoons come by again; the glass might cut their feet and leave a trail back to where they live so we can return the favour.
Hmm, I was about to incarcerate you on an HOA violation but I like that it's been utilized for critter defense. Well done, Neighbor.
I just love my McMansion in the hood.
Nothing like rolling up in all our matching Lexus SUV's to see who is having a "case of the Monday's" so we can feign sympathy.
well done, NEIGHBOR ;)
Nice to know the raccoon situation has been solved. 🙃
Many Neighbors were lost in The War.
On a positive note, we now have vacancies! Won't you be our Neighbor?
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