We were too busy dealing with the aforementioned UAP assault and following cleanup of coal and reindeer droppings that the raccoons managed to quickly gain a foothold. They're faster than we expected; we believe they're on performance enhancing drugs.
All attempts at a peaceful resolution have failed, and they've lined the tennis court posts with the skulls of many negotiators. We probably shouldn't have sent in so many negotiators, but, hey, at least we've all learned a valuable lesson and there are new job opportunities for ambitious Neighbors.
We were too busy dealing with the aforementioned UAP assault and following cleanup of coal and reindeer droppings that the raccoons managed to quickly gain a foothold. They're faster than we expected; we believe they're on performance enhancing drugs.
All attempts at a peaceful resolution have failed, and they've lined the tennis court posts with the skulls of many negotiators. We probably shouldn't have sent in so many negotiators, but, hey, at least we've all learned a valuable lesson and there are new job opportunities for ambitious Neighbors.