There's a cult for everyone. I might start one after seeing this. I could be worshipped!! I think people would be dumb enough to join. I am the church of Whackjob. If your friends and family call you crazy, it's because you are misunderstood. Join our fellowship of peanuts. You have to like walnuts and be at least 18 years old. We have month pecan pie socials and sing regular songs to our leader Squirrel Bait. All I need now is a website!