LOL! I like you, @bengy - your humor is the best. I had many backup plans for that lightning, too - that's why I knew what you meant by 'lightning in a bottle', then I switched to desperately trying to find a Tesla coil (I could probably drive to a storm in the distance I would have had to drive for the coil), then it was a plasma ball (this was my final plan). That was a hard one for sure! Your description of the process was hilarious.

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