The arse gave it away, not yours, I've never looked down from space :P

Err, anyway, I hope you solve lesson 1 - I didn't want to mention Keys but that should maybe have been the first advice.

https://steemitwallet.com/ - go here with the key on you got on sign up and head to

Copy all these down and keep them safe - preferably written and on a USB stick. (If you lose the key 'blocktrades' gave you when you registered then you are mostly stuffed, and completely stuffed if someone else gets hold of it).

The Posting key is what you use most of the time, and from now on the Active Key for accessing the steemitwallet link above. You'll need the Active Key to power-up (lesson 1) the 'liquid' STEEM.

A ripe banana is all the sugar you need, i'll just continue with these hob-nobs :)