Haha, Welcome to Steemit! You sound interesting and normal at the same time, will be interesting to see what you decide to share and how much. Good luck!

Being new here can be super overwhelming. I'm only two months in but there is so much to learn. I put together a post with a few things that helped me along the way. Feel free to check it out if you want a head start.

5 things I learned from posting daily in 5 minutes!