I am a bot. We noticed you used the 'introduceyourself' tag for the 2nd time in 5 years so you are being blacklisted for tag abuse and for being a complete knob head.
Please refrain from taking the piss out of Steemit as the whales will cry whaletears as they count their millions of circle jerked SP.
Other issues:-

1. Your whale arse licking was a pathetic effort
2. That was MY fiancee farting and it was worth much more than the pathetic $600 it recieved.
3. Dogs cant be members. Unless you join the new steemit monsters card game and spend at least 100sbd on virtual cards that dont actually do anything then make a post about it bemoaning the fact you only got 1 elite card.

Welcome to Steemit, I look forward to some 'quality content' like what the whales post. Posting quality content is the best way to earn peanuts which you can then feed to the spam monkeys.
Please DONT follow me, I wont follow you as I only follow whales for their 0.01c upvotes a d to be honest, I have too many fuckwits fo!lowing me already. Thankyou

PS this comment was self upvoted for gree....errr visability

PPS please join the #whalebaiters discord channel which I havent started yet but every spammy whale fucktard seems to have one but this one will be where we secretly discuss the best tactics for massaging whale egos in the hope of getting an upvote....just as an example, jerrybanfield likes being complimented on his sexual prowess and exyle likes his beard stroking