Intro to Grumpy Dwarf Customer Service - 101
Wake up, wake up.
WAKE UP!
You fucking twat.
Rise and shine,
you inconsequential blob.
Yeah big words,
early morning.
Time to go to hell pal.
Don't dwell on it
leave this dwelling,
you halfling,
the product of cum on a trash heap.
What do you mean good morning?
Are you stupid? Just shut up!
Evil hag, backup.
Get on with it or get out.
Urrrgh, who the fuck are you?
Don't look in this direction.
No, no get back in your car.
Now you are going too far.
Maybe I can hide in the back.
Goddamn, why are the doors open.
Quick get the cheese and set a trap.
Can someone help me?
No.
Rats can't speak.
Scurry along, you gnawing prick.
Hit the road Jack.
Quick or that car will miss you.
I am sorry you expect me to be friendly?
Oh, shut up! Here take a tissue and another.
If you choke on them it won't be an issue.
I promise no one will truly miss you.
Leave dammit.
Get out of my way.
Go bother your pathetic children,
I hope they die before you.
Don't come to tell me,
I will just know.
Yes, I am smiling and no,
that does not mean
I have a sunny disposition.
You are still in my way, move!
No, not aside.
Remove yourself from sight.
Really... Making it hard,
and not in a good way.
I am just trying to get to
the end of the day.
I will take idle time,
over your idle brain.
I will take cold darkness,
if it means you're the light
How many words will it take?
Acts of violence?
I'll just grunt.
Keep in mind your chum!
Watching the clock,
I wish I had a Glock.
With every minute I will
anticipate, this anguish
to dissipate.
The loathing can stay,
and don't forget the hate.
Spit on a grave,
and call it a day.
5pm.
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Still messin' with ya? That sucks. It took me over 4 years once to stop one from stalking me. A very bad period in my life!
Mmm think I am lost. 4years to get rid of a stalker or a customer service job?
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4 years of stalking by a girl I dated for a while. I found there was no compatibility in a relationship with her but she kept being a thorn in my side all that time after that. I recalled you recently wrote about a female that you were glad was finally leaving after she stayed there for a year after there was nothing left of a relationship, and I thought part of this was indicating she was reneging on moving out.
I must've misinterpreted the story or stories badly, if you were writing this about customer service! LOL
Haha I think you interpreted well enough, but a different post. :) This one specifically though I had more in mind just going to work and having to deal with customers. About the girl yeah not stalking but more an unwanted house guest and I could not just say get the fuck out due to circumstances and obviously that would make me look like the bad guy. Nope had to play a bit more of a psych game which is fine I grew up in a psych battle home :)
Ah, that explains it. In my case, she stayed at my place at times and she really wanted to move in because she was still living with her mother, but I wouldn't let her. I was in my last year of college at the time I first met her.
Dropping this on pypt for ya😎
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Thanks for sharing on Pimp Your Post Thursday
Thanx man :) Lol not too sure about the flavour of content matching up though, and thanx for the resteem.
Cracked me up man, had to share it😆
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