Anyway, as I fiddled around with my jar of vaseline, I kept looking around for something else to buy with it.
haha :D Tissues, maybe?
Then you go find the hottest cashier (ok, best of the bad bunch) and while he is processing your order, stare at him constantly.
I don't think that would help distract the cashier from the vaseline, though...I think it might make it worse somehow :))
:)) The only guy I've noticed working there does not qualify as even remotely hot, I assure you :))
:) Oh, I'm not here to help!
That pot of Vas is quite big but when you do need another maybe a day trip to find the hottest Vaseline seller could be in order.
I should've guessed :P
Yes, I should go on such a trip, don't worry, I'll document it all on the blockchain :)) Might even ask the community to decide which is the hottest (because there are just so many highly attractive men selling shit at the store :)))