I think the guy not reading the newspaper is the one that should pull forward, wait for bumpers to touch, then he should wait there until the newspaper reader either backs up, or goes back to reading his paper. As soon as he picks that paper up, the other guy needs to pedal to the metal and shove the newspaper reader out of the way, because he is obviously already brain dead because he is actually reading a newspaper that most likely is full of lies, innuendos and made up stories. Now the other guy that pushed his vehicle out of the way, has a few smarts.