RE: I Just Want to Cut You with My Chainsaw
You're back! Hooray!
The other day I was with my 7 year old at the grocery and I let her push the cart (she can usually handle it ok...key word here usually.)
She did a fine job but as we were leaving, the exit got a bit backed up with people and my daughter didn't think to preemptively slow the cart down and completely rammed the cart into the gentleman's ankle in front of us.
I was horrified.
The guy started cursing and limping and turned around about to wreak havoc and saw my 7-year old and his face changed and he turned back around, walking like normal.
I would have been totally ok with him dropping an "F" bomb or two considering the offense taken against him, but I was just as easily amused at his charade of how badly hurt he was until he realized it was brought on by a little girl.
Ah the joys of children...
Your daughter nearly got sued, by the sounds of it. I'm sure if an adult did it, he'd be sporting a new neck brace and missing a ton of work until the court date. Crutches and a pain killer addiction. The works.
Most likely milking it for what it's worth at home at least. Probably didn't mow the lawn this week.
Good to see you again!