About the closest I could get to a funny injury at the moment is puppy cannonballing onto my head. She is now big enough to hop onto some of the furniture. The sofa--and me on top of it--are too tall for her. So she jumped into the recliner and from the recliner, jumped to the sofa. She landed ON my face, knocking my glasses off and hitting something into my chin and lip so hard that it hurt for a while.

But she's cute. She gets a free pass a bit yet.

Take care of yourself!

ps--I never know what day it is either unless I'm paying attention to photo challenges and themes on Steem. And even then I usually have to look them up.