The first and only trainer committed to our physical condition is "oneself"; I think you already understood it "My little grasshopper":
The little grasshopper, Fatty Boom Boom Caine, and his Master Po, Concentrated in training.
The power is in the mind and Fatty Boom Boom has discovered it; now no jokes, no beers, no looking at Carlate, no rudeness: a new meesterboom has been born.
Wait, Carlate doesn't have to come into it!! :0D