Mawkit is when you are too drunk too speak I suppose and that is the noise you make in a Scottish accent. A good story, but you need to make it more believable as she is wise to your ways already. You need little boom to speed up as he will be more gullible.
Hehe, I do need him to speed up. She is beyond my bilge now!!
Hehe, yeah. Mawkit is a great word. We use it like mad here!