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RE: Where to Find a Good Vulgar Pizza
Not every giant person has a beard. I know it was kind of fashionable but it is uncomfortable and scratchy. I suppose at 5 foot 2 everything seems big to you. It hit home how small you are as I took a Chinese client out a few months ago and she was the same height as you and it was rather funny. I normally don't do chain pizzas and stay well clear. I am glad it was better than what you first thought.
True, but to be a Bear-man you will need one. But you would have to brave the itchy-scratchies, and I think I speak for all women when I say that none of us want to kiss that. I think you are much better off as just a giant ;)
I think of asian people as being smaller than me, but you are right. We are the same. Come to think of it, I've bought clothes from a little asian lady at a yard sale...
I think the vulgar pizza was improved by the philosophy they put in it.
Then I don't qualify as a bear man and very happy about that. I may look like Desperate Dan some days with a little stubble but that is as bad as it gets.